Kieffe & Sons

More religious hypocrisy to grip my shit...

Southern Californian FORD dealership Kieffe & Sons have been running radio commercials to (one has to presume) "promote" their business.

These commercials have taken the promotional angle of... erm... ATTACKING non-Christians and condemning people who believe prayer should not be taught in school.

Here's a transcript of the ad:-

"Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?

But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now, since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians who believe in God, we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't just tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess maybe I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case, then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech. And none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak up. Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond: if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow"

What a pompous self-righteous piece of work. I actually admire his free speech rant but unfortunately not when he twins it with the comment that us non-believers should sit down and "shut up"... that kinda defeats part of the argument doesn't it?

Are "86% of us" really all "Christians who believe in God"? I wonder which corner of his cavernous rectal passage he plucked that one out of?

I find it incredible that any business owner would chose to promote himself this way, and wonder what Ford think about this dickhead dealer, who represents THEM, effectively discriminating against potential buyers of their vehicles. (In fact, why not contact Ford's public relations division and let them know what you think?)

I sincerely hope (but not pray, obviously) that Ford pull his dealership right out from underneath his smug hypocritical rear-end. Nothing would please me more as a post-script to this story.

Furthermore, that as a result of his short-sighted idealism, he is forced into major league bankruptcy and pushed out onto the streets to survive.

So let's hear it for karma and let's discover if 86% of us would give a flying fuck about his predicament.

Roe vs Wade

All those sad Roe vs Wade dissenters really grip my shit

What a sad bunch of righteous old tossers, trying to overturn a law that was passed 35 years ago to gave women the right to having an abortion.

These christian hypocrites couldn't and wouldn't look after all the unwanted pregnancies if the law was overturned, and if it was, this country would be sent back to the fucking dark ages and would become an even bigger laughing stock in the eyes of the rest of the civilised world.

Not content with harassing pro-choice followers, setting fire to Planned Parenthood offices and/or intimidating the staff who work there, plus frightening young kids by showing them bloody pictures of aborted fetuses, these retarded morons are now trying to advocate that "birth control is another form of murder". Basically, it would seem, they just want all their kids to be cocksuckers or rugmunchers.

People having belief in something is one thing, but when you try and FORCE your beliefs on everyone else and attempt to overturn a cohesive common-sense law, that's interference from the church - exactly one of the reasons the founding fathers chose to specifically "separate church and state"

I urge all teenage daughters of blinkered right wing christian fundamentalist couples to try and get laid - and get pregnant - this weekend. Let's find out how many of your families will stand by you regardless of whether you have the baby or have it aborted. Let's get more of these shit-gripping hypocrites out in the open where we can see them and shame them back.