Sarah Palin

Oh, come ON people... how could I NOT get my shit gripped by this utterly fake weather girl?

• She boasted to the world that she sold the Alaska state governor's jet on eBay for a profit.

Sarah Palin, shit gripper, ACTUALLY sold it for a $600,000 LOSS to.... well, wouldn't you know it?.... to a Sarah Palin campaign contributor!

• She boasted that she told Congress "Thanks but no thanks on the Bridge to Nowhere".

Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, ACTUALLY supported the project initially, only reversing her stance after she had received $223 million in federal funds... which she then blew on other equally unnecessary projects throughout the state.

• She boasted to the world that she "championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress".

Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, as mayor of Wasilla, ACTUALLY employed a Jack Abramoff-connected lobbyist who successfully secured $27 million for "pork" in the town, the equivalent of more than $4000 per resident.

Oh, and as Governor, Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, has requested $453 million in earmarks, seven times the national average.

• John McCain told the world that he had found a running mate who "stopped government from wasting money"

Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, as mayor of Wasilla, ACTUALLY wasted $15 million (from an overall city budget of just $20 million) on a hockey arena whose construction was delayed because she hadn't bothered to properly finalize the purchase of the land on which it was to be built. This then forced taxpayers to pay out more than six times what the land was originally agreed to be sold for, and the city having to seize it under eminent domain.

• She stated that she was an "enemy of taxes", that "taxes were too high" and that Barack Obama "wants to raise them"

Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, ACTUALLY - as a result of the hockey arena fiasco mentioned above - RAISED sales tax by 25% to pay for the shortfall caused by her maladministration.

Oh, and Alaska currently collects the MOST taxes per resident of ANY state in the country.

• During her GOP convention speech she stated that she has "protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending"

Sarah Palin, shit gripper, as governor of Alaska, sought travel reimbursement for over 300 nights away. 300+ nights she ACTUALLY spent in her own home!

• Also, let us not forget that Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, tried to have Wasilla's town librarian fired after unsuccessfully trying to persuade her to remove/censor books which Palin found personally objectionable.

• Or that Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, preaches abstinence - rather than proper sex education - something which her daughter, Bristol, obviously took no notice of.

• Or that Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, believes dinosaurs roamed the earth 4000 years ago and is something of a bible-thumping religious nutcase who also thinks "God" wants America to drill for more oil in Alaska.

• Or that Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, is so eagerly "pro-life" that she wants to stop women having abortions even when those women have been raped, battered or abused at the point of conception.

• Or that Sarah Palin, shit-gripper, is so hypocritical about "pro-life" that she approves of the death sentence.

I could literally bang on for hours about how unsuitable this woman is for cleaning my toilet, let alone how she should never be allowed to have a say in how America is run.