Michelle Malkin & Dunkin Donuts

As shit-grippers go Michelle Malkin is quite the opinionated little right-wing floozy.

Full of rhetoric and bluster she decided - in her ignorant wisdom - that a scarf worn by celebrity chef Rachael Ray in an advertisement for Dunkin Donuts was NOT merely a simple black and white scarf chosen by her dresser on the set, but a keffiyeh, supposedly a "symbol of the Palestinian people". In her crazy little world, Malkin believes people who wear them do so to promote pro-Palestinian jihad or anti-war statements.

She actually had the balls to berate Rachael Ray and Dunkin Donuts for helping to promote "Jihadi chic". What a load of old shit. Does this mean the terrorists' true intent is to undermine our fried and baked munchies industry? Oh no!!!

Dunkin Donuts also deserve my "shit-gripping" accolade for actually believing what this delusional attention-seeking moron was spouting... and then consequently pulling the advertisement.

It is clear that Malkin has nothing better to do in her little "ultra-conservative" world but to pick her nose and find things wrong in the otherwise innocent world of... donuts. Some commentator she is?!

I think the true crux of the story is that Malkin is just jealous that Ray has what is known in England as a "three knob gob" whilst the Fox News commentator wouldn't even get touched with a bargepole.