Starbucks


Like doubtless hundreds of thousands of other people I was given a Starbucks gift card for Christmas.

In my case, specifically so I could regularly 'get my fix' at the local Starbucks located inside a Barnes & Noble bookstore.

Starbucks? Starfucks more like. I couldn't use my gift card there because "we are not a corporate Starbucks location"

If it says Starbucks on the fucking counter and all the cups have Starbucks printed on them, the shelf tags say Starbucks, and even the baristas wear those black Starbucks pinnies, then... it's.a.fucking.Starbucks. O.K.?

What a total bunch of shot of coffee shit (for gripping)

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