2008

2008 gripped my shit

I suspect 2009 will grip it even stronger

Happy New Year everyone!

Securities & Exchange Commission

So, the Securities & Exchange Commission (S.E.C.) were apparently aware of Bernard L. Madoff's financial activities - including his $50 BILLION ponzi scheme which has now defrauded millions of people all over the world.

As far back as 1999, the commission received specific and credible allegations regarding Madoff's financial iniquity but..... they never acted upon them.

Instead - admittedly hampered by inadequate funding by the Bush regime - the S.E.C. pushed forward a program of non-regulation for the financial industries which in turn has directly led to the sub-prime mortgage crisis and the current meltdown of the money markets worldwide.

NINE years and the shit gripping S.E.C. did nothing. Christopher Cox, the S.E.C. chairman has REFUSED to accept any responsibility, preferring that the buck - instead of stopping with him - is passed to underlings blaming them for failing to investigate the allegations against Mr Madoff. Well done Mr Cox - you too win a major shit-gripper award for screwing over the very people who depended on you to do your job properly.

Heath & Deborah Campbell

Heath & Deborah Campbell of Holland Township, NJ made the news this past week because they were refused service by their local Rite-Aid store.

The store - to its credit - refused to make a cake with the name "Adolph Hitler" on it.... for the Campbell's son's third birthday.

Yes, their son is called Adolph Hitler Campbell.

They also have two daughters. One is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (named for Schutzstaffel head Heinrich Himmler)

According to reports the Campbells - who, as an aside, live permanently on Social Security payments - are devout holocaust deniers and have decorated their home in swastikas and other Nazi memorabilia.

They claim that they aren't racists, but believe that races "shouldn't mix", adding that they "merely" wanted to give their kids unique names and "didn't expect" the names to cause problems.

Of course not. A kid with the name "Adolph Hitler" is unlikely to have the rip taken out of him when he goes to school or college IS he? He'll most likely be a hit with the "ladeez" when he's old enough too. "Hi, my name's Adolph Hitler, what's yours?"

The Campbells are nothing but a pair of insensitive asshole shit-grippers of the very highest order. It's one thing to have your own fucked up views, but to then inflict them on children who really don't know any better and can't do anything about it is inexcusably retarded.

Kudos then to Rite-Aid for taking a stance on this matter and refusing the Campbells.

Needless to say, as MONEY is always the prime motivator in this country, it comes as absolutely NO SURPRISE that Wal-Mart (perennial shit-grippers) DID agree to make and decorate the Campbell's cake to their exact specifications.

Fritz & Jonathan Mesadieu

On Black Friday Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was KILLED by a crush of mindless greed-filled shoppers who stormed the store at opening time. They trod all over this guy just so they could grab their cheap trash off the shelves. They saved money, Jdimtai lost his fucking life. The TRUE spirit of Christmas in America if ever there was one.

Now, two of those shoppers - Fritz & Jonathan Mesadieu - who could feasibly be held partially culpable for the death of Jdimtai are gripping everybody's shit by filing a claim against the Nassau County & Nassau Police for "carelessness, recklessness, negligence & gross negligence"

These boo-hoo braindead jokers are claiming a laughable and ludicrous $2m because - awwwwwwww - they sustained injuries to their neck and back (and suffered "emotional harm") during the melee. According to them, the police failed to control the unruly crowd outside the store which then led to the crush. The unruly crowd which... erm... presumably included Fritz & Jonathan Mesadieu amongst its numbers?!

You can't make it up can you? What's the betting this shit-for-brains pair are more concerned at missing out on couple of bargain Wii's than they are at potentially assisting in the MURDER of Jdimytai Damour and are filing the claim because they mistakenly feel $2m will somehow redress the balance for them this coming Christmas.

Fritz & Jonathan Mesadieu - together with their attention-seeking shit-gripping attorney Kenneth M Mollins (425 Broadhollow Rd #215, Melville, NY 11747. Phone 631-608-4100) - should be fucking ashamed of themselves for filing such a mindless piece of shit action.

The Bush Administration

Having promised not to issue any new regulations during the final months of Bush's presidency, his administration - of course - couldn't help but lie AGAIN.

They are all set to implement new rules which would ALLOW individual health care providers - including pharmacies, doctors and specialists - to redefine abortion... presenting them with the perfect LEGAL opportunity to refuse the most common forms of birth control to anyone who asks.

In a nutshell, George, Dick and their team of numb skull politicians - the same team who offered Sarah Palin as a supposed credible politician, remember - wants to STOP women from managing their own health care, instead undermining their needs based on shit-gripping ideological and right-wing political crap.